Does Park Monroe make you horny, baby?

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When Yo heard that buyers at the new Park Monroe conversion (the office building at 55 E. Monroe St.) could opt for leather floors, we did a double-take, as you’d expect. We found ourselves humming the Austin Powers theme tune – after all, what could be more shag-adelic than leather floors? We had to see it for ourselves, so we went along to the grand opening at the weekend. We can report that the tile-like squares actually smell like leather, too. No one was able to tell us how you’d actually clean them. Many of the upgrade options at Park Monroe were stunning, including the lacquered Linea Quattro kitchen cabinets. But the marble feature wall seemed ripped from the pages of Middle Eastern Dictator’s Palace magazine. The late Uday Hussein would have felt right at home. See our photos after the jump. Click for larger image

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