Apocalypse, wow? The “unique sculptor owner features” of a Roscoe Village home

Sculpture at 3528 N Damen Ave, Chicago

Because nothing says “home” like Colonel Kurtz’s mossy mug mounted over your bed. The horror! The horror!

The single-family home at 3528 N Damen Ave in Roscoe Village went on the market in May at $552,000; right now, it’s listed at $449,000. Realtor John Hohmann calls it an “excellent opportunity to improve truly vintage home.” That probably translates to “fixer-upper,” which would explain some of his questionable choices in photographs. (Look, you can almost make out the home in the picture below!)

As for Brando, I’m guessing that’s one of the “unique sculptor owner features” Hohmann mentions his listing. “Must see to appreciate” — no kidding, John.

3528 N Damen Ave, Chicago

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