Hey there, industrious Dream Town Realtor with the “dedication, knowledge, and willingness to go the extra mile” for clients — is that 3,700 square-foot, three-bedroom condo at Riverbend in the Fulton River District not getting the kind of attention it deserves?
Here’s an idea — how about taking that $1,650,000 list price and nudging it down to … I don’t know … $1,649,995? That’s three-ten-thousandths of a percent off!
Look, now it’s on YoChicago! Earn that commission, kid!