Hang around for "Gallows Humor Weekend"
Posted 10/10/2008 by Joseph AskinsYou've got to laugh to keep from crying, Yo readers. That's why we're celebrating "Gallows Humor Weekend" at YoChicago. Think of it as our own real-estate-themed prelude to Halloween.
To get things rolling, we'll pass along this hot-off-the-presses news release:
Coming Soon…
We're delighted to announce a GRAND OPENING WING DING for…
TRAMP TOWER
Blair Kamin says: “Wee doggies, they got a pen'house an' one o' them tables what got a umbrella!”
Featuring:
- All surface-mounted wiring
- "Indoors" outhouse
- Kustum Kitchens by Possumbility
- Passive solar heating & cooling
- Vintage wind generator
- Highly sustainable environment for native species
- Enjoy sustainable, locally produced dietary regimen of tasty local critters
- Low population density affords easy supply of road kill
- Porches, decks and stairwells mostly in compliance with OSHA standards
The comment section is all yours, boys and ghouls!
Comments
10/10/08
Local Realtor said:
What, no pink flamingoes in the yard? And which one of them babies is the meth lab?
Joe Zekas said:
Pink flamingoes might send a discriminatory message to straight people. Mini meth labs are an option in all of the units.
10/12/08
Local Realtor said:
Hey, Joe, I grew up in what I believe was a "straight" neighborhood and just about EVERYBODY had pink flamingoes or some variant thereof in either front or back yard. And we were considered "blue collar" not trailer-trash. But apparently nowadays the pf's are considered low-class.