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We could hear Uptowners hyperventilating from all the way down here in River North after we posted this juicy scoop on April 1. Believe it or not, our Wilson Yard gag pulled in about as many views as our coverage of the Michigan Avenue Tower II auction.
A word to the wise: Have a cup of coffee before you join us in the morning — it might just save you a heart attack or two.
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