You’ve got to laugh to keep from crying, Yo readers. That’s why we’re celebrating “Gallows Humor Weekend” at YoChicago. Think of it as our own real-estate-themed prelude to Halloween.
To get things rolling, we’ll pass along this hot-off-the-presses news release:
We’re delighted to announce a GRAND OPENING WING DING for…
Blair Kamin says: “Wee doggies, they got a pen’house an’ one o’ them tables what got a umbrella!”
- All surface-mounted wiring
- “Indoors” outhouse
- Kustum Kitchens by Possumbility
- Passive solar heating & cooling
- Vintage wind generator
- Highly sustainable environment for native species
- Enjoy sustainable, locally produced dietary regimen of tasty local critters
- Low population density affords easy supply of road kill
- Porches, decks and stairwells mostly in compliance with OSHA standards
The comment section is all yours, boys and ghouls!