Is this The Donald’s dream buyer?

Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

You’ve had a helluva week.

The IRS seized the contents of your safety deposit box – there go the bearer bonds – and foreclosed the lien on your Lake Forest manse.

The wife found out about Allie. Allie found out about the wife.

Your lawyer made you ante up $10 million on that nagging SEC matter. And your kids made off with the cash stash, the coke stash and the Benz. What’s to be done?

Downsize. Tweet your Gibraltar Trust to take title to a smaller unit at Trump Tower.

It’s a hard tack to bite, but better days lie ahead.

Does this scenario describe The Donald’s dream buyer? Just funning.

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