Hey there, industrious Dream Town Realtor with the “dedication, knowledge, and willingness to go the extra mile” for clients — is that 3,700 square-foot, three-bedroom condo at Riverbend in the Fulton River District not getting the kind of attention it deserves?
Here’s an idea — how about taking that $1,650,000 list price and nudging it down to … I don’t know … $1,649,995? That’s three-ten-thousandths of a percent off!
Look, now it’s on YoChicago! Earn that commission, kid!


Looks nice… and it comes fully furnished and with 3 parking spaces too! With that $5 I am now saving, I might be able to go buy 1/2 a sandwich or maybe some apples to put on the counter.
My guess is the Realtor reads your blog and knows how much you love those price drops and as you said, it’s now on YoChicago!
Also, what’s that thing on the floor by the fireplace in the picture? Is that a dog? If it is, is he/she included in the price?