Ladies' Lingerie in Boystown

The heterosexual males out there who thought there would never be a good reason to venture into Boystown…well, there’s a reason all of a sudden.

On Tuesday, Dec. 5, the Kit Kat Lounge & Supper Club (3700 N. Halsted St., 773-525-1111), is hosting a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Viewing Party. It’s not live, so keep your pants on, but you will be able to watch five big TVs featuring scantilly clad women walking briskly.

And you’ll probably feel like less of a loser watching them in a public forum with friends than you would at home. Alone. Just don’t let the transvestites rattle you.
There will be drink and food specials, including something called Victoria’s Seduction (marinated medallions of pork tenderloin topped with a peppercorn sauce, and paired with garlic mashed potatoes and grilled asparagus) for $21.

As for hitting the bars after the show, you’re on your own, fellas.