It seems that Ivana Trump, the sheila with an Eastern bloc accent, a ute full of dough and collagen aplenty can’t find any mates to live with her in the lap of luxury near the Great Barrier Reef in Queensland, Australia.
The Donald’s former missus has been trying to hawk “Ivana Great Barrier Reef“, a luxury condominium development at Queensland’s Airlie Beach, but it was about as popular with the Down Under market as a jar of Vegemite in a roomful of Americans. The project was scaled down just before Christmas and now will apparently be a modest complex of apartments.
While we hesitate to take easy shots at any member of The First Wives Club, it has to be said that Queensland, (Australia’s Florida in many ways,) already has more than its fair share of leopard-print clad and surgically-enhanced dames, as the Aussie media observed. A condo development in Vegas that Ivana Trump has attached her name to has just gone up for sale. Ve vonder if Ivana will follow in The Donald’s footsteps and head for the Windy City…